The Confession of a Khaleesi

I’m feeling myself

megnskiendiel:

RYAN ATWOOD & SETH COHEN
— THE O.C. // S01 E01: Pilot

(Source: kristnkreuk, via kennycrows)

tildytwo:

departmentq:

“…eat my paycheck to paycheck ass, ‘the economy’…”

“Millennials can’t afford houses because they buy too much avocado toast.”

“Why won’t the millennials (and friends) buy more avocado toast? :(”

(via mens-rights-activia)

distinguishedenthusiastcatt:

In Pride month, I think it’s important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don’t have to talk about who you are if you don’t want to❤️

(via mens-rights-activia)

scarliefrancis:

— THE FIRST WIVES CLUB (1996) dir. Hugh Wilson

(via kennycrows)

aflo:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

sucymemebabaran:

writing-prompt-s:

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

sounds like a dream job

But then there’s the other you that knows nothing but work. Every evening they get back home only to black out and it’s morning again, time to go to work.

Huh…

So you’re telling me there’s a chance

(via countessboochieflagrante)

ayeforscotland:

Residents of Adelaide voted overwhelmingly to reject plans for a Tesla factory and the city of Marion has had to censor their submissions lmao.

Nearly every [Redacted] is almost definitely ‘Cunt’

depsidase:

(via countessboochieflagrante)

armchair-factotum:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.

“But homeless people commit crimes!” I have a very hard time believing they commit crimes while asleep.

You know who do commit crimes in their sleep? Billionaires

(via countessboochieflagrante)

nudityandnerdery:

‘It’s a Weird Time to Be Rich Right Now’

The nation’s ultrawealthy are starting to lay low, according to their therapists, financial advisers, and real-estate agents.

The Cut

Gosh.

Must be rough for them.